Turtle Mony

Turtle Mony, complaining about her insufficient mobility and forgetting how annoyingly literal Gods can be, blurts out her wish he could fly. She’s then stunned to realize that she’s suddenly endowed with wings and is about to perform a turtle’s aviator-skills for the first time, when unfortunately a Brachiosaurus runs into her. Of course, Mony’s no more stunned than her discoverer, construction worker Bagwis Ramil, who found the fossil in 1913 while digging the entrance to the subway station on 86th Street.