Rock Band

“We can’t do Here’s a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares at the charity ball.“
“Mrs. Stahlberg says we can.“
“And Mr. Weinbaum says we can’t. It’ll corrupt our fellow students, I guess.“
“Let’s do My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus instead.“
“We can’t do that, either. The Gospel Choir wants to do that.“
“What are we gonna play? How about Thank Greyhound She’s Gone? Weinbaum likes that one.“
“What about You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly? Somehow it’s more fitting for a charity ball. And it’s a big hit. They all clap their hands.“
“Well, not everyone. Just the teachers.“