Gertrude & Ralph

“Gertrude, listen, we’ve been together for over sixty years now, and I’m very fond of you, and I’d like us to spend the rest of our lives together. Will you be my wife and move to my place?“
“You pulling my leg, Ralph?“
“You want to live with me?“
“That’s what I’m saying.“
“How comes ..?“
“Church, vows, new furniture, the whole bit. Separate bedrooms. So what you think?“
“What about Mr. Zanolla?“
“We don’t have to tell him. You’re a fine person, Gertrude, you …“
“Shut up. I know who I am. Which church are you taking me to?“
“The nearest.“