“And on your right, Ladies and Gentlemen: The Statue of Liberty.“
“The Statue of Liberty! Really! O, pinch yourself, Josh, pinch yourself!“
“Before I drop you back at the harbor, I want you to know that never before have I had the pleasure of conducting such a lovely group of Texans, ever. Welcome to New York and, as the old saying goes: Don’t do anything Jesus wouldn’t have done.“
“You do that very well, young man.“
“Thank you, Sir.“
“Who taught you?“
“The love for my fellow men? A Brasilian nun. An intimate friend.“
“I suppose you meet many women in your line of work?“
“Oh yes, many, many. But never I met such a pretty one as you.“
“Hear that, Josh?“
“I bet he says that to all of them.“
“Sorry, guy – what’s your name again?“
“Jamal, right, I don’t want to sound superior because I’m from Texas but, you see, you have your tribal customs up here and I’m sure I don’t want to know anything about them. But for rednecks like us, well, things are very different.“
“Sir, there is a local song which goes – now please repeat after me: You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals …“
“Mammals …“
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.“
“Do like they do on – oh, Josh!“
“A woman has her limits, Jamal.“
“Never mind, Sir. Here we are, Battery Park, now would you please …“