Now we lay us down to rest
we thank the Lord, our lives are blessed.
Thanks for always helping Mom and Dad out financially
so we can focus on becoming intellectuals.
Help us that someday our lives may be as awesome as
we pretend on facebook.
And thanks for the guinea pig. You’re getting better
at reading our minds.
Now, keep us through the night
til the pleasant morning light.
Amen and Cheers.